Double Meaning SMS (20)

5 inch ka hai,size normal hai,mazboot hai,ziyada mota bhi nahi,2 ladki

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5 inch ka hai,
size normal hai,
mazboot hai,
ziyada mota bhi nahi,
2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain,
lena hai to bolo,
mera LG KG 195
full time masti non stop fun.

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Shut Up"""S=surprises 4 uH=happiness 4 uU=unlimited lov

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Shut Up"""
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up......

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mangta hoon to deti nahijawab meri baat kadeti ho to khara ho jata hai

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mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka

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Punjabi salesman bargaining wid ladybaji dopaty vichon sanu kuj ni lab

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Punjabi salesman bargaining wid lady
baji dopaty vichon sanu kuj ni labda, kameez vichon fair ve do lab jande ne, shalwar vich tay sanu paliyon pana painda aey.

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Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhiNa ziada lamba hai Na ziada chotasub k s

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Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi

Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota


sub k samne lo

Ya tanhai me lo



sharmao mut bus ab le lo

kiya bhala

MERA NAAM

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Pehlay gallay lagaophir kiss karophir bistar pe litaaophir neechay haa

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Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo



agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

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Legs utha ke karo.Tange feala ke karo.Ghuma ghuma ke karo.Aage peechey

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Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga*

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pahlay hat ma lophir mon mal lophir tokh laghaophir sidha karoophir so

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pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna

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A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless itswid t

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A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its
wid tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some
exercise

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