A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...

She Is Hot!
She Is Sweet!
She Always Need A Lip 4 Kiss
Whole World Mad 4 Her!
Who!
Who Is She?

Do U Know?


"Tea"
Chai Piyo, Mast
Jiyo...............................

Meri taref se apko 1 "PuPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PuPPI" Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere "DOggy" ne 10 "PuPPI" ko janam de hai!

BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch...... haaan

BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?

GIRL:haan thora thora.




Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha

5 inch ki jaga 7 inch ka
pehle se mota or xtra lamba
jo aap ko day pehlay se ziada maza
sakun or aram ki zamanat
master ka
molti foam

Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah
..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh ....den lets try d other shoe madam

5 inch ki jaga ab 7 inch ka.
Pehle se mota or Xtra lamba.
Jo ap ko day pehle se ziada maza.
sakun or aram ki zamanat.
Master ka .
Molti foam.

Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo"

Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein...
Jaroo