Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means A=C..Sir asked to give example for it..Stdnt said, sir i luv u and u luv ur daughter..it means i luv ur daughter..

Mujhe Dala dena ya dafna dena..jab mar jau 1 ghut vicky mere honto par laga dena..Mein tajmahal to nahi mangta yaron..bas meri kabr pe 1 girls hostel khulwa dena.

Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha...
Aapne Khujli ki wo apka Sukun tha...
Chah kar bhi aapne use nahi mara...
Kyonki uski rago me apka khoon tha.

Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the window ..I look down & then... i lauf again

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

May God increase ur happiness like the price of petrol &decrease ur sorrows like
the clothes of bipasha basu.

Can u think k

"2+5=11"
kaise aye?

Socho-Socho



Nahi maluum?



Thora aur gimag lagao



Abhi bhi nahi?



OK let me tell u k
kaise aye



"GHALTI SE"

Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai ? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Do Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!