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Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means A=C..Sir aske

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Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means A=C..Sir asked to give example for it..Stdnt said, sir i luv u and u luv ur daughter..it means i luv ur daughter..

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Mujhe Dala dena ya dafna dena..jab mar jau 1 ghut vicky mere honto par

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Mujhe Dala dena ya dafna dena..jab mar jau 1 ghut vicky mere honto par laga dena..Mein tajmahal to nahi mangta yaron..bas meri kabr pe 1 girls hostel khulwa dena.

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Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha...Aapne Khujli ki wo apka Suku

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Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha...
Aapne Khujli ki wo apka Sukun tha...
Chah kar bhi aapne use nahi mara...
Kyonki uski rago me apka khoon tha.

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Romance MathematicsSmart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb w

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Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump

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Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the window ..I look down & then... i lauf again

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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,Ek Cart

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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

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May God increase ur happiness like the price of petrol &decrease ur so

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May God increase ur happiness like the price of petrol &decrease ur sorrows like
the clothes of bipasha basu.

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Can u think k"2+5=11"kaise aye?Socho-SochoNahi maluum?Thora

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Can u think k

"2+5=11"
kaise aye?

Socho-Socho



Nahi maluum?



Thora aur gimag lagao



Abhi bhi nahi?



OK let me tell u k
kaise aye



"GHALTI SE"

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Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai ? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kab

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Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai ? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Do Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!

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