aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoonko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,ab ap ki bari hay

A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That"s how I sex on text !

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.

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/ / in love !
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, ( ") engaged
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married
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Height of
bravery!




Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:

"Hey SwEeTy!"
"CARRYY ON DONT STOP"...