Naughty SMS (28)
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X -
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE
Height ofbravery!Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair.Entring
Height of
bravery!
Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:
"Hey SwEeTy!"
"CARRYY ON DONT STOP"...
A notice in a factory for girl workers. "If your skirt is long, p
A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the roost
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there"s a wet pussy, there"s a happy cock!
I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breathhai wat hapeni
I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath
hai wat hapen
i am ur colegate
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
Teacher: why are you late? Student: My dad told me to take our cow to
Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can"t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with
A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.