I"m not getting older...I"m getting bitter.

I may not be perfect, but I"m all I got

Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now...

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called Nob - So that"s...

I"m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious,...

I"ve got the ship, you"ve got the harbour .....

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder